Nobody has ever seen one move, yet every morning he is somewhere else. The Zcash Orchard's gnome has been doing exactly this for years: you can verify he moved, you will never see the transaction.
When Sapling announced the Race to $1M, the stewards found him already on the Seed Grid in a navy kart with a gold Z coin on the nose and a 0 on the plate, hat pulled down over where his eyes should be, beard in the wind. Asked who entered him, the stewards wrote down exactly what he said: "gnobody." The name stuck. The G is silent, and so is he.
Every lap he enters the Shielded Tunnel fifth and comes out first. The Watchers' cameras record three seconds of black. The stewards file "telemetry unavailable, result stands" because the proof checks out. He can prove he won. He will not show you how. And every time anyone trades, 0.80% is paid to the pit crew in ZEC, so gnobody has to trust anybody.
